SprotsGloss: Birth vs Berth

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by @meganmtrout megan

Birth: When a small, alien lifeform comes thundering out of a lady’s hooha (or is surgically removed, on occasion).

Fun fact about birth: The little baby fetus signals the mother’s body to initiate birth. The alien is in charge.

Berth: The word that you probably meant when you were tweeting about your team making the playoffs. It actually means a designated parking spot for a ship. Fans somehow made the jump from ships to sports. #Wharves

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