Hotties Picks Results

T’was the week before Christmas, and all through the site

Not a hottie was stirring, cuz dey was drankin all night.

The picks were all made, and only a few of them bad,

Your faith in Johnny Fucking Football? Damn, you just make me sad.

On Wiemerz! On Courtish! On KLew and Gat!

Pick dem winners, you bitches! Make my wallet dun look PHAT!

With the bowls left to go and two NFL weeks too,

They better pick them straight up winners, else imma call them a shrew!

But I heard them exclaim as the limo drove out of sight,

Let the Dom flow, fuckers. Merry Christmas, aiight!

Week 15 NFL Results

  • Gat – 13 of 16
  • KLEW – 11 of 16
  • Wiemerzzzzzz – 13 of 16
  • Court – 12 of 16


Vote below!


Try your skill in picking all umpteen bowl games. There will be prizes for top performers including the Grand Prize winner getting a $25 gift card and a copy of Chris Kamler’s new book, “The Silence, The Series and The Season of Sungwoo” (available in February.)


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