Look, let’s just face it, Cleveland is looking more and more suspicious as a city that ONLY likes to party. Why can’t these young football players make it in Cleveland? Is it really that tempting to go out constantly? IS CLEVELAND THE NEW MIAMI?! Oh man, I had to know more. So in early 2014 I wrote about all the great things about Cleveland. Clearly that is outdated since Lebron IS back in Cleveland. So I had to compile a new list.
Here are things to do in Cleveland that don’t involve getting pissy drunk, getting DUIs, staying out past curfew, being in trouble and letting down some of the most loyal fans in the nation. This could possibly be sent to every incoming Cleveland athlete from here on out.
Oh. Wait. Not that.
See, tons of shit to do in Cleveland that don’t suck.
Okay some of them suck and also include alcohol… so ummm… I guess that is not foolproof.
Back to the point, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP BREAKING THE HEARTS OF CLEVELAND FANS BY GETTING IN TROUBLE ALL OF YOU TALENTED ATHLETES, YOU!
And just because it is hilarious, here is the second video: