Art Briles

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Art Briles before Big 12

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Art Briles deep in the Big 12 years

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baylor has been extremely focused on winning a championship game since they were totally shunned from the first CFB Playoff contention. Not only does this focus seem to possess the Baylor faithful from head to toe, it seems to make Art Briles pay less attention to his once flowing locks.

 

Mike Gundy

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Used to have fun

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Hates fun

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The football player Mike Gundy was a party in the front and business in the back. The mullet is the best hairstyle to possibly have if you wear a helmet for the majority of your day but still want to look gorgeous. Fast forward to head coach of Oklahoma State Mike Gundy, short and spikey. This guy doesn’t put up with shit and either does his hair.

 

Charlie Strong

 

 

 

 

 

One thing about Coach Strong: HE DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO WASTE ON HIS HAIR HE IS REBUILDING A FOOTBALL DYNASTY THAT FELL LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY OFF A GIANT ASS WALL! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE WITH THIS BULLSHIT QUESTIONS!

 

Paul Rhoads

Iowa State

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boring, expected and unchanging seems to sum up Iowa State’s season as well as Paul Rhoads’ hair. Think I’m wrong? Watch a game, I dare you.

 

Kliff Kingsbury

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Went from Napoleon Dynamite

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to pure dynamite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a story, Texas Tech player that probably was considered adorable when he played there turned straight up sexy ass coach. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but I surely haven’t heard of a coach flirting with the mom of a recruit before. Hot damn, solid strategy. He’s the Ryan Gosling of college football and I might be in love. Kidding, I’m in love with Travis Kelce like the rest of the population. His hair is coiffed to perfection and a symbol of sheer sex appeal, much like his offense.

 

Dana Holgersen

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Oh wait….

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There he is!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Much like West Virginia, Dana’s hair moves with the wind and doesn’t let traditional bullshit hold them down. Dana’s hair looks like it wants to party and West Virginia is the perfect place for that. Don’t let the whimsical hair fool you, there are definitely some tricks up this coach’s sleeve and despite getting destroyed on the road against Oklahoma, they had a pretty solid run there for a while.

 

David Beatty

KU

 

 

 

 

Coach David isn’t exactly about to beat around the bush. He knows he probably won’t win a game this year but they keep trying. With the news that KU is down to their third string QB, K-State fans can sympathize. Not that I am throwing him any sort of a bone here, but definitely sucks to be a coach at KU. Until they fire you and you get to be paid to NOT DO YOUR JOB HOW NEAT IS THAT! But back to his hair, this is a cut of soccer dads everywhere. This is the most no-nonsense haircut someone could rock. He is not here to fuck around and neither is that perfectly in place hair.

 

Gary Patterson

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From looking at this hair style, you would think Gary Patterson was trying to cover something up. No, this isn’t a stab at Baylor, the left side of his head looks like it is gradually stealing follicles from the right side. This is like an arm wrestling contest on his scalp. This hair correlates well with TCU since they are trying not to be Baylor’s bitch again this year. By “bitch,” I mean have the highest scoring game ever and lose by a field goal then go on to annihilate their less-than bowl opponent. WE ALL KNOW YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE NATIONAL CHAMPION LAST YEAR, TCU, STOP ALREADY!

 

Bob Stoops

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Bob Stoops wears a stupid ass hat. It’s actually not even a hat, but a stupid ass visor. I am voting to end all visors for the rest of forever and hopefully Stoops will be the first guy I can convince. This is hilarious simply because Oklahoma is so hot right now that he can’t even contain his whole head, has to air that bastard out. Expect that to happen once Stoopsypie comes to Manhattan, Kansas to meet this legend…

 

Bill Snyder

wizard

 

 

 

 

 

Never has a man done more with less. Yes, this applies to his football coaching career as much as it does his hair. Coach Snyder has spent years intimidating people decades younger than him with his hair just sitting up there fading away slowly. Bill Snyder is a wizard, and doesn’t need to wear some stupid visor to show off his locks. He wears no hat. He wears nothing but his head-seat and an occasional smile. This is a man that knows he’s classic, cool and doesn’t need hair to show off. With continuous seasons of taking farmer kid walk-ons, Snyder is the only active coach that will be in the College Football Hall of Fame. If that isn’t bad ass, I don’t know what is. Keep doing you, Snyder & your magnificent locks.

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  • Mindy

    We don’t get enough comments, but I wanted you to know this was funny.

    Good job.

    🙂

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