Last week, Jordy Nelson unveiled his new cereal box design. Inspired by his “Farm Fresh Flakes,” I took to some trusty online cereal box makers (sorry, y’all, I’m not advanced enough to design my own boxes). So, ignore the design and enjoy the sweet, sweet slogans of Big 12 cereals. I am not responsible if you are offended, but I love you all.
Boomer Crunch: Stays crunchy, unless it’s in a big bowl!
Pistol Pete’s Fracking Flakes (Complete with earthquakes!)
Cyclone Crisps: Meh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hawkos: Good luck getting them into a bowl!
Snyder Snaps: A classic, now available in #family size!
Toasted Texas Bites: Full of Nuts!
Raider Bran…they’re magically average!
Texas Christian University:
Frog Flakes: Silly Big 12, frog flakes are for kids…with money!
West Virginia Wheat: Warms you up like a burning hot couch!
Baylor Bran: Criminal tested, rape apologist approved.
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